edwardspoonhands:

I have no idea what made him make this face…

Your icecream of choice. I remember, because I made the same face. XD

cuntofdoom:

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

#for god’s sake dr. fisher #get off the poor man’s face #you’re a snail of science #act like it

it got better

I…

brilandsurrounding:

hipihipiurra:

Far over the misty mountains rise
Lead us standing upon the height
What was before we see once more
Is our kingdom a distant light

Fiery mountain beneath a moon
The words aren’t spoken, we’ll be there soon
For home a song that echoes on
And all who find us will know the tune

Some folk we never forget
Some kind we never forgive
Haven’t seen the back of us yet
We’ll fight as long as we live

All eyes on the hidden door
To the lonely mountain
We’ll ride in the gathering storm
Until we get our long forgotten gold

We lay under the misty mountains cold
In slumbers deep, and dreams of gold
We must awake, our lives to make
And in the darkness a torch we hold

From long ago where lanterns burned
Until this day our hearts have yearned
A fate unknown, the arkenstone
What was stolen must be returned

We must away thee break of day
To find our song for heart and soul

Some folk we never forget
Some kind we never forgive
Haven’t seen the end of it yet
We’ll fight as long as we live

All eyes on the hidden door
To the lonely mountain
We’ll ride in the gathering storm
Till we get our long forgotten gold

Far away the misty mountains cold

Reece Mastin in charcoal. 

No.

quillcafe:

Quillbert: the hedgehog who lived.

There is a time and a place to sample serpent for the first time. This was not it.

Sketch suggested and requested by Almi.

I love it so much! The Hedgehog who lived!!!

Gaspard Ulliel in charcoal. My pièce de résistance. X.X So happy. 

jokerchenisdifferent:

vondell-swain:

maddasahatterr:

elmify:

Sometimes when I’m bored I like to arrange songs in a way that is contrary to what they are. So this is “Whistle” by Flo Rida, but arranged for piano as if it is a hauntingly beautiful love song.

Emma, you are so perfect.

bless you

#yeah my hobbies include painting the Mona Lisa and swimming across the English channel but it’s just what I do when I’m bored lol

zodiacchic:

Low energy today? Have you checked your biorhythm? Click here!

YES.

felkaplz:

ask-deaf-america:

kissedmequiteinsane:

mabels-sweater-whore:

amanda-martinez:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

sherlockshiverandshake:

consultingskeletontribute:

jaz-kat:

saintbennithy:

lovefromyourginger:

queen-hydreigon:

natcat5:

trustyboomeraang:

acedia-neon:

harpaea:

shipping wars

hey tumblr when are you going to make personifications of ups and fedex to ship

you were saying

oh no

oh yes

now where’s the fanfic?

FedEx and UPS lay together, enjoying the warmth of each other’s bodies.

“I sure hope this lasts longer than 5 to 7 business days” UPS thought as he laid his head against FedEx’s shoulder.

“But what if we get caught?” asked FedEx, resting his head on UPS’ chest. “We won’t” UPS assured him. “But we’ve been doing this for 8 days now! They must know something has hap-” FedEx started, but he was cut off by a firm kiss. 

“You’re forgetting that today is Sunday. we don’t deliver on weekends, so we still have two days together.” UPS said, smiling slyly. FedEx stared into UPS’ eyes. ‘Two days,’ FedEx thought, ‘Two whole days left.’

“I know how we can make ample use of our time,” said FedEx, kissing UPS’ neck gently. “And we can start right now.” he finished. FedEx kissed UPS’ neck once more before moving to his collar bones. He continued down UPS’ abdomen, pausing every so often.

Beneath the sheet, FedEx could feel…

his package

JFC tumblr, for a second I thought I couldn’t love you anymore, then you pull something like this.

Bringing this back to my Dash, because Tumblr has made even more awesome than it was when I first reblogged.

internal fangirl squeals

i ship it

ba dum tss

((Hey I actually have a gif relevant for this sort of

))

oh my gOD

CRYING. CRYYYYIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG.